Basic-Bitch Beer Bread

What if I told you that there was an easy way to make bread that required no kneading and no messiness?

Basic-Bitch Omelette

I'm going to teach you how to make a fool-proof basic cheese omelette. You can add whatever you want, and I'll tell you how to do that too, but this is like a 5-minute recipe...slightly more if you grate your own damn cheese.

Basic-Bitch Pancakes

I promise that these are lighter and fluffier and leave you feeling less like you ate a bunch of lead than any frozen, mix or restaurant pancake. And SOMEONE will love that you took the time (don't tell them how little time it was; let them think you labored for hours while they slumbered) to make them something so perfect and loving and you will be rewarded! 

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