What if I told you that there was an easy way to make bread that required no kneading and no messiness?
Basic-Bitch Brunch Eggs
Poached eggs are waaaay easier than you thought. I'm gonna show you how to make quick, easy and delicious eggs to go with that mimosa in your hand!
In honor of this time of Netflix and try-not-to-kill- your-partner, I bring you the best binging snack: popcorn!
I know y'all are like, "Risotto? That is way to fancy for me!!!" But, I promise it's not! It's cheap, easy, faster than you think, and oh so damn tasty.
Basic-Bitch Mac & Cheese
There is very little more basic, but more delicious than homemade macaroni and cheese. You know you got some boxes of that powdered shit in your pantry, but this is soooooo much better!
I'm going to teach you how to make a fool-proof basic cheese omelette. You can add whatever you want, and I'll tell you how to do that too, but this is like a 5-minute recipe...slightly more if you grate your own damn cheese.
I promise that these are lighter and fluffier and leave you feeling less like you ate a bunch of lead than any frozen, mix or restaurant pancake. And SOMEONE will love that you took the time (don't tell them how little time it was; let them think you labored for hours while they slumbered) to make them something so perfect and loving and you will be rewarded!